One beautiful day.....
There I was all stretched out in MY bed, being all cosy and comfy.
When the human walked in and saw this abomination in the quilt.
She asked, Buster did you do this? I answered, Me? With these claws?
Come closer human, these claws you think could do that?!?
I admit nothing. To underscore my innocence, I snoozed next to it in front of the human.
Emma who was sitting pretty on her blue big pillow perch said, I SEE NOTHING, I HEAR NOTHING, I SAY NOTHING!